i do not own naruto. and i dont own Kakashi( even if i wanted)
1. Have Naruto do the sexy-jutsu and follow him around all day saying, Oh Kakashi, youre so perverted, YOU CREEP!!!
2. While hes in the shower take pictures of him and use the computer to alter the graphics. Then black mail him.
3. Once he does everything you want, give him a set of fake copies and keep the originals for later use.
4. Show Kakashi a fanfic with him and Gai Sensei.
5. Trick Sakura into taking him a pair of happy bunny under wear for his birthday.
6. Get him to play truth or dare.
7. When its your turn dare him to sleep with Kankuro.
8. Shut him in a car with the Akatsuki members for a full day.
9. Tear the heads off of his action figures.
10. Take his perverted book.
11. Dont give him back his book and disguise another book and burn it.
12. Film him as he evaporates into dust particles from being so sad about his fake book. Remember he doesnt know yet.
13. On Halloween do the transformation jutsu and go and egg his house.
14. Tell him hes short and give him a pair of high heels on Valentines Day.
15. Call his Mom and tell her Mrs. Hatake, your son raped a tree last night.
16. After his mom beats him to a bloody pulp, bandage him up like a mummy in pink bandages.
17. Wait in a tree and when Kakashi comes by fall out of the tree and say I was trying to fly, but it looks like fate wanted me to land on you.
18. Tell him We are destined to annoy each other till the end of time.
19. When he goes on a mission send your pet tiger after him.
20. When he gets back and tries to kill you just smile, it confuses people.